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Sunday, May 31, 2009
Friday, May 29, 2009
Thursday, May 28, 2009
1. Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the football before helping around the house.
3. Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
4. A Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer quickly to No 9 for the meaning of nothing.)
5. That’s Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
6. Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add a clause here - This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’, which is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ - that will bring on No. 7).
7. Whatever
Is a woman’s way of saying, “F— YOU!”
8. Don’t worry about it, I got it
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to No. 4.
9. Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in “Fine”.
I actually find this kinda true. Especially one in red.
When women are at their best :D
Sunday, May 24, 2009
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Sunday, May 17, 2009
Saturday, May 9, 2009
OH, HI WORLD !
OMG, SO MANY THINGS TO WRITE ABOUT
SOME, AWESOME
SOME, NOT SO AWESOME,
SOME, BEYOND AWESOME !!
OKAY, I DONT EVEN KNW WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME I UPDATED THIS SPACE
UHHHHHHH, NEED TO TAKE OUT PLANNER !!
OKAY . . .
17.04.09
Goh-Goh's Birthday Celebration at Sushi Tei!
Omg, our surprise for her totally FAILED because all of us were like late and like stuff. And i ended up meeting Lois to bring her to her 'SURPRISE' destination for dinner which was kinda like at Sushi Tei. HAHAHAHAHAH!
So, as usual, when you get Cheong & Lee to get presents, especially for Goh-Goh, dont expect much.
They got her a whole bunch of Dentistry-related stuff in a TinyRedYakultBag.
LQTM (Laughs quietly to myself)
Forced the two of them to have some Choya and then headed to TheBalcony to get more drinks and my drink looked like shit.
HAHAHAHA!
18.04.09
Travel Fair with Cheong & Friends
Travel Fair was surprisingly not packed at all, i expected like IT Fair kind of crowd but Nah-uh, nothing of that sort, was kinda happy though!
You know how much i hate crowds.
So, enquired about Australia trip, finalised on one good deal which was like 7D5N to Gold Coast & Tangalooma, can get to see Dolphins leh!
End up, my parents nagged and nagged saying that it's okay to go but you wont be able to enjoy yoursef cause you wont have enough money to spend and i was like, okay, i eat MaggiMee there everyday. And they are like your budget 2000bucks then trip 1400, left with 600bucks to spend, you wont be able to buy the stuff that you like yada yada yada, and so trip was kinda like off.
Other plans for Phuket/Bali though but stupid swine flu, thankgod we did not book the tickets! Blessing in disguise sia!
Happy like Maddox!
Nw, when i think back, we really thought we were rich, wna go Australia, PFFT !
20.04.09
Goh-Goh's Birthday Part Two!
Another Failed Surprise which was not entirely our fault, STUPID WAITRESS!
So Goh-Goh decided that she wanted to treat us to Korean Food @ Chinatown
LOIS + CHINATOWN = WHUT WHUT IN THE BUTT ?!
HAHAHAHAHA!
Anyway, we felt kinda bad that Lois was treating us on her birthday, quite weird, ikr ?!
I was late meeting them so i told them to go ahead first afterwhich, i got her a cake and like secretly passed the cake to the waitress (who is the same one who foiled the surprise). Lois was kept int he dark loh!
So after some BIMBIMBAP BIM BIM BIM BIM BAP! Cheong and I were like winkwink, get the cake out kinda thing, so i pretended to like go to the toilet and told the waitress that the cake can be served.
I TOLD HER TO PUT THE CANDLES AND LIKE LIGHT THEM UP BEFORE BRINGING IT TO US KAY ?!?!
And she was like OKAY, OKAY, CAN CAN! You have a seat first!
So like pretty eggcited yknw?!
End up, we were like distracting Lois and here comes that dumb waitress with the cake
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STIL IN THE BOXXXXXXXXX !!
OMFG, LIKE DAMN FREAKIN ANGRY !!
AND SHE'S LIKE HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!
TOTALLY LIKE ROLLED EYES AND TURN AWAY, LEAVING CHEONG JUST LAUGHING AWAY HYSTERICALLY !!
WHAT THE PIANG EH !!
SO RETARDED RIGHT ?!!?!?!
URGGGHHHH !!
FOILED PLANNNNNNN !!
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22.04.09
Tennis with the Babes
Location: Yishun Junior College Tennis Courts
The place where we had hell load of laughs and like Inside jokes of who is tan
BLACKHOLE, BLACK, BLACK BLACK AND STUFF !
Shed some fats and caught up with the girls
Planning for another session soon!
24.04.09
Highlight of the day: Booking of Driving Practical Test which is 12 June!
Please people pray that i pass!!
Treat you all with lots of hugs and kisses and some Eunice Love To Go Around !
Shopping with Lois afterwhich !
26.04.09
Ejimnejim Group Day
If you're wondering what Ejimnejim is, continue wondering cause i dont knw how t explain that too!
Ejimnejim Group however = Primary School Smartass Friends!
Initially, the plan was to head to MarinaBarrage for picnic but the plan changed due to the IRRITATING weather!
So annoying! For the past whole week, it was sunny and all and on the day we decide to have a Picnic, it had to rain, like srsly wth!
So it was
PlazaSing to get food >> Roaming in DhobyStation thinking where to head to >> Vivo Rooftop AmphiTheatre
29.04.09
Daddy's Birthday
Left a hole in my pocket
Forced everyone to finish all the food they ordered because I was in charge of the bill that day! :x
30.04.09
Cheong Goh Day
Tony Roma's da SexzZzzZzz!!
Love the food there, my god!! Craving for Tony''s AGAIN !!
01.05.09 >> 02.05.09 >> 03.05.09
Malacca Trip with Family
Food there was an utter disappointment, I'd rather go to Desaru for the Awesome Lobsters instead!
Ohwell, family bonding though!
04.05.09
Gyming with the Mad Woman
2 + 1 + 2 + 1 = 6 rounds
Not bad luh actually :D
Camwhore afterwhich!
06.05.09
Day off
Took leave to go Shopping ~~
RafflesCity >> Haji >> Parco >> New Shopping Centre at Bugis which sucks
07.05.09
Impromptu Sbucks-ing with the Mad Woman!
2nd time meeting her!
08.05.09
Gym with Mad Woman Again
3rd time i'm meeting her alr !
And we're meeting again on Monday for some RetailTherapy!
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