OMG, LOOK WHAT I FOUND !
To find your Daddy camwhoring on your Laptop is freaky but obscenely cute as well!

This is what we do when our female parental gets Menopausal, ttvm!
I've watched this a million times and still find it funny!
I am alone at Sbucks waiting for Iryx, watching this video, laughing to myself.
Omg, hilarious much.

I WNA TRY THIS SOMEDAY !

Faborexic

Definition:
(Adjective) The delusion that you are more fabulous in appearance and/or personality than you really are. Sufferers tend to display a lack of humility and fashion sense.

Examples:

• Omarosa, a two-time contestant on The Apprentice, who is famous for her arrogance and tough talking ways. She once said the cartoon character she related to most was the brave and wise Optimus Prime of Transformers.

• Married couple Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt from The Hills have become so big-headed about their small-time fame that they actually thought their wedding photos would fetch money. Even David Letterman mocked Pratt on his show.

• Bai Ling, the D-list walking fashion disaster, actually thinks that people want to hear her sing and is set to release her first album by the end of this year.

OMG, DAMN FREAKIN' HILARIOUS! I MEAN LIKE WHUT ?!

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy,
sorry for the lack of updates, within this time, I have been to Congo, roamed the whole twice and now I'm back! Teehee!

Anyway, as you all might know (Because the only people reading here are like Charmaine and other human beans who's related to the job), I've been working like finally, not for my mum. As I pen down this sentence, ironically, I am sitting comfortably in my mum's office, freezing my lazy ass off, apparently, Fb-ing (I kinda think Fb's a bore now since I spend so much time on it).

Anyway, back to the point,
I AM PROUD TO SAY THAT I WORKED AT JURONG POINT FOR THE PAST FEW WEEKS ENDURING THE HARDSHIP THAT UH, EVERYONE GOES THROUGH !

To whom it may concern

you spin my head right round right round . . .

And yes, its money.

I cant help but wonder why does everybody get trapped in this vicious cycle of

Want>Need money>Work for money>Broke>Need more money>Work for money

Srsly man, the world is that materialistic, I would rather trade cows and chickens for animals or rare pets and stuff like that, I think you dont get what I mean.

What i meant was, why cant people be more creative like how we started off?
Why must everything be law-by-law, a dollar can get you something only worth a dollar.
Why dont we trade like 10 cows for a human bean like how we used too?
I think it'll be kinda fun!
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA !


OH OH OH !
And i missed the point again,
To those people who are reading this and have gotten random text which goes something like this

"Hey people, help me on something! Send me your fullname, nric, address and birthdate please?! Dont worry, not going to blackmail you or anything! Pretty pretty please! Thanks alot!"

Uh, yea, that was all my doing
As I was saying, work.
I've been working as a Nets FlashPay promoter with 3 very motivated-cause-of-commission peepos namely Cheong-Cheong, Goh-Goh & Kim-Kim.
What we do is, stand there, frequently get snubbed by annoying people who shows us their hands for idk what reason or get completely ignored.
Srsly, if I were an autistic kid who recovered and went out to work for the first time, I would soooooooooo become autistic again!
OMG
I think its Jurong people, they are so annoying!

But overall, work was fun during chiong-for-commission times. And thats was only like 4 days!
The next week, Cheong & I just acted like an information counter, people who lose their way or needed directions, CONFIRM come to us please?!
Yea, so we sit there, leech JP's Wifi network and surf the net THE WHOLE DAY.
Other than that, after Bibi got me Sims3, I played with it the whole day too!
(WAHAHHAHAHAHAHA, JY YOU'RE STILL STUCK AT SIMS 2 !!!)

Apparently, the pay that we'll be getting is just enough to cover the food that Cheong and I have been having
Who eats sashimi at work?! Freakin' 16 bucks!
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
But it was like shiokness ttmx!

Oh, and did I mention?
Thank you bibi for coming down with like ice-cream and working as free labour!
And thankyou to all the kind people who have been sending me home from JP!

Pictures later kay?!
Thanks yo ! Had much fun working though !

i am SEVERELY AND THOROUGHLY ANNOYED, thanks


Ask me if everything's okay, one word

NO.