Kids these days

DD:	hey hey, guess who am i
E:	uh, - ?
DD:	nope
DD:	but i tell u cannot tell her +)
E:	-.-
E:	idiot
DD:	know who am i now?
E:	an idiot ?
DD:	==
DD:	im his brother
E:	his ?
DD:	her
DD:	im -'s bro la
DD:	idiot.
E:	oh wow, i'm am sooooo pleased to be talking to you
DD:	oh really
E:	oh yea, such an honour
DD:	lmao .
DD:	i use her msn fun fun only
DD:	i on 2 computer
E:	OHHHH
DD:	1 her laptop 1 on my computer
DD:	sending music files
E:	must be incredibly fun
DD:	hey hey dont be a .. bitchhhh ..
E:	wow
DD:	ur trying to insult me as a dirty little ass right?
E:	how nice
DD:	and this is not fun
DD:	dont try da insult
DD:	BITCH~
E:	this is so humorous
DD:	slut..
E:	i'm thrilled
DD:	emm ur english is too ..
DD:	can it be lower graded?
DD:	ur english is great
DD:	better then my sister
DD:	ur th best man
E:	-.-
E:	i think my eyebrow just twitched
DD:	i remember you ur eunice and ur the girl who talked chim chim english made me confused
E:	is that so ?
DD:	yeh its u
DD:	i remember
E:	oh, then i apologise
DD:	ur speaking bitish english o.o
DD:	im speaking amercian english
DD:	its apologize
DD:	=)
E:	uh, in singapore, we learn british english
E:	peace
DD:	nono im learning amercian english
DD:	only nudes learn british english
E:	oh wow, not that i know
DD:	from now on you shall learn amercian english
DD:	and ur trying to be ..
DD:	i dont know how to spell sacastic.
DD:	or w/e
E:	exhilarating . . .
DD:	long long time never seen u
DD:	u should be more ugly
DD:	yehs more ugly
E:	yes yes
DD:	hey what song is nice

Afterwhich, he added me using his own Messenger and said

'Yay, now i have two of my sister's friend's contacts'

Wow wow wee wah, i am awfully happy (Rolls eyes so much they get stuck)

Want the true story ?

Seriously, i couldnt care less and i couldnt give two hoots.
Behave yourself little boy, i pity you :D
I think deep down inside, you might be rotten (Oh, my bad, you ARE not MIGHT)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Your sister was my friend but that doesnt make you mine