Faborexic

Definition:
(Adjective) The delusion that you are more fabulous in appearance and/or personality than you really are. Sufferers tend to display a lack of humility and fashion sense.

Examples:

• Omarosa, a two-time contestant on The Apprentice, who is famous for her arrogance and tough talking ways. She once said the cartoon character she related to most was the brave and wise Optimus Prime of Transformers.

• Married couple Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt from The Hills have become so big-headed about their small-time fame that they actually thought their wedding photos would fetch money. Even David Letterman mocked Pratt on his show.

• Bai Ling, the D-list walking fashion disaster, actually thinks that people want to hear her sing and is set to release her first album by the end of this year.

OMG, DAMN FREAKIN' HILARIOUS! I MEAN LIKE WHUT ?!